A weird thing happened...

So we were going home on Tuesday night and when we reached home, we realized we didn't have the keys!! :O so, my mommy asked us to go back to grandma's house (which was just the next block) to get the keys... however, once we reached there Eugenia got a call from mom and she said that dad came home already so he opened the door! We ran all the way to grandma's house for nothing?! but since I was urgent and needed to relief myself I did it at grandma's house instead(:
Weird yes... but I guess something good came out of it... ^^
-Eusebius
P.S. here is a picture of us going back home after running to grandma's house

Quotes today (page 25 of 366)

"Girls will never understand Boys' minds"

"Girls = One mystery I will never solve"

"Girls' Generation make me feel my feet"

"Boys' Generation make you feel the heat"

And a little picspam of Eusebius(:

-Eugenia on behalf of Eusebius

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Hello(: MERRY CHRISTMAS!! And I have TWO! Jokes for you!!

1: just now before family devotion
If there's a Christmas Eve shouldn't there be a Christmas Adam?? Get it Adam and Eve!!

2: just now like 10 minutes ago haha
Eustacia: If you don't sleep now I'm going to kick you off my bed...
Me: I'm not sleeping!!
Eustacia: get off my bed.
Me: no you're suppose to KICK me off

Well goodnight and MERRY CHRISTMAS

Eusebius

New shoes!!

Hello
So yesterday, I went to Malaysia and bought presets with my Christmas money!! I BOUGHT MY FIRST EVER CONVERSE SHOES!! They're high tops and here's a picture of it!! It's so cool because I have SWAG(:
Eusebius
(as a bonus here's a picture of a bed Eusebius made last night... Wonder how he fell asleep... -Eugenia)

WORLD diary

Dear WORLD DIARY,

Eugenia rocks no I mean Eugenia STINKS!

Eusebius

Joke!!

So I was in Malaysia, and I sneezed
Ah-CHOOOOO!!!!
Then Eustacia Jie Jie said: GOD Bless You and I said:
GOD Blesses Everyone
Eusebius
P.S. here's a bonus picture of Eusebius while sleeping(Eugenia here) hehe so cute(:

To: all fans

If you want to watch me in action you must go to YouTube http://www.youtube.com/eugeGENIE
-eusebius

eugeGENIE Chanel

Hello everybody!! My Jie Jie Eugenia filmed some videos of me on her youtube Chanel(: please go check it out!! http://www.youtube.com/eugeGENIE
-Eusebius

Mighty Eagle(class song)

Mighty Eagle laid an egg ee I ee I oh~
And in the egg there was a bomb ee I ee I oh~
with a bomb bomb there and a bomb bomb here. There bomb here bomb everywhere bomb bomb
Mighty Eagle laid an egg ee I ee I oh~

Eusebius want to tell YOU something

My sister is chewing gum. Could you help me call Big Time Rush?? 310-341-0275
THE END
I want you to vote for me. Go on Facebook, say you name on Eugenia's facebook and say I vote for Eusebius. (PLEASE DON'T DO IT I'LL BE FLOODED WITH E-MAILS!! AND IT'S HARD TO FIND ME TOO~~ -GENIE(eugenia))
eusebius

STORIES~~

hello(: i'm back. i want to tell you 2 stories, :
Me: What is a burgler that steals cats?
Eugenia: What?
Me: A CAT BURGLER!! What is a burgler that looks like a cat?
Eugenia: What?
Me: A BURGLER CAT!!
2nd story:
i wanted to watch big time rush in real life then i can ask them to be on Big Time Rush. My dad says no): because i wanted to call them... so, come to my house.
okay.... so yeaaa i'm really sad now... i'm even crying.
eusebius

HELLO~~

hi(: so it's been a long time and i'm sorry haven't updated in a while. and again not my sister's fault!! they're busy y'know?? Eugenia jie jie just started Secondar 1 and Eustacia jie jie is having her FINAL exams this year!!! so they're sort of caught up....
so, I've made some jokes and stuff but i can't really remember them much anymore... but i remember at least ONE now... :
Me: I'm going to have a baby soon!!??
Eugenia: WHAAAAAT?
Me: My wife is going to have a baby right? When i get married??
Eugenia: yeaaaaaaaaaa.....
Me: POST THIS ON FACEBOOK PLEASEE!!!
Eugenia: okayyy....
okay so i can't remember much now. oh yea i have to tell y'all something. MY BIRTHDAY IS SOON~~~~~~~ i'm celebrating it twice!! once with my friends and once with my family!! because the party place has not enough space for my family to be there): but i'm sure it'll be fun because Eugenia jie jie found the place and she rememberd it since 3 YEARS AGO!!! even thought it'll be small because i have a lot of friends coming.... hehe well yeapp so i have to go now... playing with one of my cute little neighbours... BYE BYE
Eusebius

BTR!!! BIG TIME RUSH

hello(: one day (<--- OMGosh mir says that A LOT) while i was at the BE-EACH, BIG TIME RUSH performed ALL their songs at SEA!!!I get to attack them with FAN-LOVE <3 and then, BTR told me how they got SOO awesome(: (MBLAQ and ONE DAY AWESOMER) and then they made me a show called Eusebius rush. The End btw its SOO OBVIOUSLY FAKE... how'd you like the story?? cool right?? haha eusebius(:

One more

Just now, my mommy was testing my spelling, and she was very angry because I couldn't remember. So she said "I'm ANGRY"

"A-N-G--"

"Not spell the word!"

Thoughts about God

Recently, I was listening to a song when I told my da jie

"This song makes me feel like I'm in jail, but God set us free"

And today, I prayed:

"Dear God, please baptise people so that they will stop littering and save the environment. In Jesus name I pray, Amen"

sorry I haven't posted in FOREVER

hi everybody. First of all it's not my jiejie's fault as in Eugenia's fault well it is a bit... BUT DON'T BLAME HER. Because she's been BUSY and my jokes and stuff are all with Eustacia jiejie but she's not home>.<>Eusebius

Something very funny

Hello Everyone. It's me again... as in Eusebius. Here's something i want to share.

I was learning my 听写 with my mom and my second sister, Euphemia, came along.
Euphemia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Look at Eusebius. He's so cute sitting there with his underwear higher than his pants and trying to write chinese words.
Then I pulled up my underwear higher... I don't know why.
Euphemia: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Eusebius is pulling his underwear higher than his pants!!!!

Thankyou for reading
Eusebius

EUSEBIUS GREATEST DAY EVER

Hello everyone. Here's a story i wrote by myself (I promise) :

One day, my mom woke me up. After my school had ended, mom picked me up. We ate lunch at Vivo City. It was good!:) I drank 7-up and ate chicken wings and Ebiko. We also went on a roller coaster. I saw the biggest Ebiko in the world. I became like Chowder and ate the WHOLE GIGANTIC EBIKO.
The End.

By the way, the story is half real and half fake. I think it is very obvious what is fake. Lastly, I want to say a :HAPPY BIRTHDAY, to my jiejie that helped me make my blog, Eugenia.
P.S. I like to eat^^
eusebius

My Second Post...

Hello everyone again. I just want to say this:

I <3 you and me.

sorry, but the story will not be finished because it's not that funny anymore i guess sorry..
eusebius

the only sorta funny conversation of today..

Hello everyone again. I am at the doctor's clinic now so to be honest, Eugenia is at home typing this for me. So if I don't like this post Eugenia will delete it and rewrite it for me. Here it goes:
(btw, I am typing as Eusebius)

~after my chinese tuition we're waiting for daddy to pick me up~
Eugenia: I'll go throw away the bottle with your glow stick.
Eusebius: Nooooo!!!!
Eugenia: okay. Then can i throw away this?? -shows empty bottle-
Eusebius: okay you can throw that away.
Eugenia: I'll throw it away then.... With this -shows glow stick-
Eusebius: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eugenia: - =.= - okayyyy.......

Well, there was more to it but I guess Eugenia is just too lazy to put it on because it's actually a you had to be there to get it. If not you won't exactly understand anything? But in the end I threw away the bottle for Eugenia. I'll tell you the funny part later like when when I come back from the doctor's so in the mean time:
- TO BE CONTINUED-
okay???
eusebius