Eusebius want to tell YOU something

My sister is chewing gum. Could you help me call Big Time Rush?? 310-341-0275
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I want you to vote for me. Go on Facebook, say you name on Eugenia's facebook and say I vote for Eusebius. (PLEASE DON'T DO IT I'LL BE FLOODED WITH E-MAILS!! AND IT'S HARD TO FIND ME TOO~~ -GENIE(eugenia))
eusebius

STORIES~~

hello(: i'm back. i want to tell you 2 stories, :
Me: What is a burgler that steals cats?
Eugenia: What?
Me: A CAT BURGLER!! What is a burgler that looks like a cat?
Eugenia: What?
Me: A BURGLER CAT!!
2nd story:
i wanted to watch big time rush in real life then i can ask them to be on Big Time Rush. My dad says no): because i wanted to call them... so, come to my house.
okay.... so yeaaa i'm really sad now... i'm even crying.
eusebius

HELLO~~

hi(: so it's been a long time and i'm sorry haven't updated in a while. and again not my sister's fault!! they're busy y'know?? Eugenia jie jie just started Secondar 1 and Eustacia jie jie is having her FINAL exams this year!!! so they're sort of caught up....
so, I've made some jokes and stuff but i can't really remember them much anymore... but i remember at least ONE now... :
Me: I'm going to have a baby soon!!??
Eugenia: WHAAAAAT?
Me: My wife is going to have a baby right? When i get married??
Eugenia: yeaaaaaaaaaa.....
Me: POST THIS ON FACEBOOK PLEASEE!!!
Eugenia: okayyy....
okay so i can't remember much now. oh yea i have to tell y'all something. MY BIRTHDAY IS SOON~~~~~~~ i'm celebrating it twice!! once with my friends and once with my family!! because the party place has not enough space for my family to be there): but i'm sure it'll be fun because Eugenia jie jie found the place and she rememberd it since 3 YEARS AGO!!! even thought it'll be small because i have a lot of friends coming.... hehe well yeapp so i have to go now... playing with one of my cute little neighbours... BYE BYE
Eusebius