MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Hello(: MERRY CHRISTMAS!! And I have TWO! Jokes for you!!

1: just now before family devotion
If there's a Christmas Eve shouldn't there be a Christmas Adam?? Get it Adam and Eve!!

2: just now like 10 minutes ago haha
Eustacia: If you don't sleep now I'm going to kick you off my bed...
Me: I'm not sleeping!!
Eustacia: get off my bed.
Me: no you're suppose to KICK me off

Well goodnight and MERRY CHRISTMAS

Eusebius

New shoes!!

Hello
So yesterday, I went to Malaysia and bought presets with my Christmas money!! I BOUGHT MY FIRST EVER CONVERSE SHOES!! They're high tops and here's a picture of it!! It's so cool because I have SWAG(:
Eusebius
(as a bonus here's a picture of a bed Eusebius made last night... Wonder how he fell asleep... -Eugenia)

WORLD diary

Dear WORLD DIARY,

Eugenia rocks no I mean Eugenia STINKS!

Eusebius

Joke!!

So I was in Malaysia, and I sneezed
Ah-CHOOOOO!!!!
Then Eustacia Jie Jie said: GOD Bless You and I said:
GOD Blesses Everyone
Eusebius
P.S. here's a bonus picture of Eusebius while sleeping(Eugenia here) hehe so cute(:

To: all fans

If you want to watch me in action you must go to YouTube http://www.youtube.com/eugeGENIE
-eusebius

eugeGENIE Chanel

Hello everybody!! My Jie Jie Eugenia filmed some videos of me on her youtube Chanel(: please go check it out!! http://www.youtube.com/eugeGENIE
-Eusebius

Mighty Eagle(class song)

Mighty Eagle laid an egg ee I ee I oh~
And in the egg there was a bomb ee I ee I oh~
with a bomb bomb there and a bomb bomb here. There bomb here bomb everywhere bomb bomb
Mighty Eagle laid an egg ee I ee I oh~

Eusebius want to tell YOU something

My sister is chewing gum. Could you help me call Big Time Rush?? 310-341-0275
THE END
I want you to vote for me. Go on Facebook, say you name on Eugenia's facebook and say I vote for Eusebius. (PLEASE DON'T DO IT I'LL BE FLOODED WITH E-MAILS!! AND IT'S HARD TO FIND ME TOO~~ -GENIE(eugenia))
eusebius

STORIES~~

hello(: i'm back. i want to tell you 2 stories, :
Me: What is a burgler that steals cats?
Eugenia: What?
Me: A CAT BURGLER!! What is a burgler that looks like a cat?
Eugenia: What?
Me: A BURGLER CAT!!
2nd story:
i wanted to watch big time rush in real life then i can ask them to be on Big Time Rush. My dad says no): because i wanted to call them... so, come to my house.
okay.... so yeaaa i'm really sad now... i'm even crying.
eusebius

HELLO~~

hi(: so it's been a long time and i'm sorry haven't updated in a while. and again not my sister's fault!! they're busy y'know?? Eugenia jie jie just started Secondar 1 and Eustacia jie jie is having her FINAL exams this year!!! so they're sort of caught up....
so, I've made some jokes and stuff but i can't really remember them much anymore... but i remember at least ONE now... :
Me: I'm going to have a baby soon!!??
Eugenia: WHAAAAAT?
Me: My wife is going to have a baby right? When i get married??
Eugenia: yeaaaaaaaaaa.....
Me: POST THIS ON FACEBOOK PLEASEE!!!
Eugenia: okayyy....
okay so i can't remember much now. oh yea i have to tell y'all something. MY BIRTHDAY IS SOON~~~~~~~ i'm celebrating it twice!! once with my friends and once with my family!! because the party place has not enough space for my family to be there): but i'm sure it'll be fun because Eugenia jie jie found the place and she rememberd it since 3 YEARS AGO!!! even thought it'll be small because i have a lot of friends coming.... hehe well yeapp so i have to go now... playing with one of my cute little neighbours... BYE BYE
Eusebius

BTR!!! BIG TIME RUSH

hello(: one day (<--- OMGosh mir says that A LOT) while i was at the BE-EACH, BIG TIME RUSH performed ALL their songs at SEA!!!I get to attack them with FAN-LOVE <3 and then, BTR told me how they got SOO awesome(: (MBLAQ and ONE DAY AWESOMER) and then they made me a show called Eusebius rush. The End btw its SOO OBVIOUSLY FAKE... how'd you like the story?? cool right?? haha eusebius(:

One more

Just now, my mommy was testing my spelling, and she was very angry because I couldn't remember. So she said "I'm ANGRY"

"A-N-G--"

"Not spell the word!"

Thoughts about God

Recently, I was listening to a song when I told my da jie

"This song makes me feel like I'm in jail, but God set us free"

And today, I prayed:

"Dear God, please baptise people so that they will stop littering and save the environment. In Jesus name I pray, Amen"