sorry I haven't posted in FOREVER

hi everybody. First of all it's not my jiejie's fault as in Eugenia's fault well it is a bit... BUT DON'T BLAME HER. Because she's been BUSY and my jokes and stuff are all with Eustacia jiejie but she's not home>.<>Eusebius

Something very funny

Hello Everyone. It's me again... as in Eusebius. Here's something i want to share.

I was learning my 听写 with my mom and my second sister, Euphemia, came along.
Euphemia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Look at Eusebius. He's so cute sitting there with his underwear higher than his pants and trying to write chinese words.
Then I pulled up my underwear higher... I don't know why.
Euphemia: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Eusebius is pulling his underwear higher than his pants!!!!

Thankyou for reading
Eusebius

EUSEBIUS GREATEST DAY EVER

Hello everyone. Here's a story i wrote by myself (I promise) :

One day, my mom woke me up. After my school had ended, mom picked me up. We ate lunch at Vivo City. It was good!:) I drank 7-up and ate chicken wings and Ebiko. We also went on a roller coaster. I saw the biggest Ebiko in the world. I became like Chowder and ate the WHOLE GIGANTIC EBIKO.
The End.

By the way, the story is half real and half fake. I think it is very obvious what is fake. Lastly, I want to say a :HAPPY BIRTHDAY, to my jiejie that helped me make my blog, Eugenia.
P.S. I like to eat^^
eusebius

My Second Post...

Hello everyone again. I just want to say this:

I <3 you and me.

sorry, but the story will not be finished because it's not that funny anymore i guess sorry..
eusebius

the only sorta funny conversation of today..

Hello everyone again. I am at the doctor's clinic now so to be honest, Eugenia is at home typing this for me. So if I don't like this post Eugenia will delete it and rewrite it for me. Here it goes:
(btw, I am typing as Eusebius)

~after my chinese tuition we're waiting for daddy to pick me up~
Eugenia: I'll go throw away the bottle with your glow stick.
Eusebius: Nooooo!!!!
Eugenia: okay. Then can i throw away this?? -shows empty bottle-
Eusebius: okay you can throw that away.
Eugenia: I'll throw it away then.... With this -shows glow stick-
Eusebius: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eugenia: - =.= - okayyyy.......

Well, there was more to it but I guess Eugenia is just too lazy to put it on because it's actually a you had to be there to get it. If not you won't exactly understand anything? But in the end I threw away the bottle for Eugenia. I'll tell you the funny part later like when when I come back from the doctor's so in the mean time:
- TO BE CONTINUED-
okay???
eusebius

the conversations that Eugenia forgot or just heard =.=

hello everybody. This will be my last post for today. This is a conversation between me and Eugenia that she just realised while looking through her profile... :

~ Eusebius saw Eugenia listening to music she posted through youtube to facebook~
Eusebius: Can you post Big Time Rush We're Half Way There??
Eugenia: errr okay...
-after finding a suitable one-
Eugenia: Can I post this one???
Eusebius: Okay... -walk away-
Eugenia: I don't post arr??
Eusebius: Noooooooo

~Euphemia asked Eusebius to charge her phone~
Euphemia: Eusebius!! Help me charge my phone. Thanks.
Eusebius: I never said okay yet.
Euphemia: I didn't give you a choice to say yes or no.
Eusebius: I'm plugging it in. I'm turning it on and now it's charging.

As you can see I'm being "bullied" at home..... TT.TT no lar just kidding.... I'm just being forced to help my pretty nunas/onee-sans/sisters do things.. =.=
eusebius :)

the "sayings" that is remembered

hello here are the very old ones... cuz my sisters were very lazy to start a blog for me :P :
(going to say it like a third person view)

~during the World Cup Season~
1. Eusebius: Dad, I want to watch World Cup
Dad: Okay.
-went to the tv-
Eusebius: This isn't World Cup!!! It's football!!!!

~when Eugenia was using computer and on facebook~
Eusebius: Tell your friends I'm very cute.
Eugenia: Why?!?!
Eusebius: Because I'm very cute ^^
Eugenia: errrr okay.....

~when someone lost a game~
Eusebius: It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It only matters that you have fun!!
Everyone else: -stunned-

~quote~
"Pizza Hut is delicious because they make it with their heart <3"

~a prayer he made~
Dear GOD,
please help everyone to do good for the world. Please stop deforestation and forsetfires. Please help people not to pollute the earth.
In Jesus Name we pray AMEN.

everything posted was true. uh-huh that's right I didn't lie.
eusebius

my first post :D

hello everybody,
i am sooo excited. my jiejie is making this blog for me!!! it's going to have all my sayings and jokes!!! because I'm so cute :) i hope u like IT. haha okay then must make the blog nicer:)
signed,
eusebius